So this is my entry for the Face Your Monsters Contest! I chose to call the piece "Instincts" because that's all a zombie has left, no personality or memories: only instincts.
I love Alice in Wonderland, and I love zombies, so I made my own version of Alice as a zombie.
You know I do have a zombie apocalypse plan. I share this with everyone, because the zombie apocalypse is real! Be Prepared! So here it is,
1. Buy lots of guns, but little ammunition. 2. Make lots of friends who are easily panicked and make bad decisions under pressure. 3. Buy a house with lots of windows and flimsy doors. 4. Practice running and screaming 5. Stock up on gasoline!
Honestly though, I think the best strategy is to bring food and weapons and go to the countryside. Less people = less zombies. Then you just have to wait until the zombies in town starve
Ha, there's a flaw in that plan, cause then you have to deal with zombie Hillbillies(10X worse than a normal zombie) and then there are of course the zombie raccoons, squirrels, chickens, cows, pigs...
Have you ever seen a zombie cow or squirrels? Oh lets not for get the zombie rabbits. You know that rabbit they had in Monty Python and the Holy Grail? That was a zombie rabbit, probably the most feared creature ever. You want to deal with allot of cute cuddly zombie rabbits? I think not!
I'd say that all human zombies are alike Except maybe the hillbillies do a lot more of physical work, which makes them physically stronger... but there's not as many of them, and their capacity to logic reasoning and tactics is still almost nonexistent.
Also, how do you know the virus can be transmitted to animals? And even if it could be transmitted, most small animals couldn't escape from a zombie, so they would die in the process of being bitten.
As you see, I think way too much about this. xD I'm guilty of being a huge zombie fan...
1. Buy lots of guns, but little ammunition.
2. Make lots of friends who are easily panicked and make bad decisions under pressure.
3. Buy a house with lots of windows and flimsy doors.
4. Practice running and screaming
5. Stock up on gasoline!
It's the perfect plan.
Honestly though, I think the best strategy is to bring food and weapons and go to the countryside. Less people = less zombies. Then you just have to wait until the zombies in town starve
Have you ever seen a zombie cow or squirrels? Oh lets not for get the zombie rabbits. You know that rabbit they had in Monty Python and the Holy Grail? That was a zombie rabbit, probably the most feared creature ever. You want to deal with allot of cute cuddly zombie rabbits? I think not!
Also, how do you know the virus can be transmitted to animals? And even if it could be transmitted, most small animals couldn't escape from a zombie, so they would die in the process of being bitten.
As you see, I think way too much about this. xD I'm guilty of being a huge zombie fan...
urgh, den är så cool! >w<